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kneelift:

The Rock somehow manages to photobomb someone’s candid photo of him.
hopefisch:

Oklahoma


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shaynrawr:

alihasagnarlybeard:

All my friends went bowling tonight and never invited me and that actually hurts my feelings a lot

That really sucks :( One time my friends invited me bowling and I said okay cool I will shower and text you when I’m done and when I texted them (the shower was only 15-20 minutes) they were like OH Sorry we are already almost there! and my feelings were crushed so I sat at home and cried and ordered a large pizza and wings and ate it all by myself

what are friends?

real ones are hard to fucking come by


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alihasagnarlybeard:

All my friends went bowling tonight and never invited me and that actually hurts my feelings a lot

That really sucks :( One time my friends invited me bowling and I said okay cool I will shower and text you when I’m done and when I texted them (the shower was only 15-20 minutes) they were like OH Sorry we are already almost there! and my feelings were crushed so I sat at home and cried and ordered a large pizza and wings and ate it all by myself


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android18:

professor oak do you know anything about pokemon at all


For being too big to see what I’m doing when it comes to maintenance, I would like to just take a moment and pat myself on the back for doing such a great job.

Dat vagina


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EEEEEE RYAN COMES HOME TOMORROW

Excited Shayna is Excited


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